TRUE BLUE

                Little Isis is my muse (sometimes baby hedgehogs).  I'm constantly inspired to craft miniature personalized get ups like this Dodgers one. We shot this last friday, when we opened up that series against the San Francicso vaGiants.  I think she was good luck.

Click on the trading card for more frames from that day.

INSIDE EDITION

        I'm sure I will never again be on or within the jacket of any type of scholarly journal ,  so let me ride the high donkey for a shake, ok? When I was little I minored in Brown studies, my nose was always buried deep in Aztlan microfilm (or online articles but that  doesn't sound as romantic).  Needless to say, I'm honored that Chiquidracula is a coverboy. Thanks to Colin for co-signing and to the folks at the UCLA Chicano Studies Research Center for facilitating. 

Kindle action.  I got your ipad page turning animation right here.

Forever d-leaguer

Can you buy me these?

SPRING HAS SPRUNG

        Opening day!  Probably the only day I play the part of overzealous fan before 161 games of unquiet and dread.  Now, if only I could find my wacom pen so I could finish up this portrait of Rhianna's rude boy.  I need Kemp to carry my fantasy beis since my draft was a bust.  I hate being on the clock!  I panic and end up with abysmal-ranked first basemen that no one  of sound mind rubbernecks in the 12th round.  I was clearly making a pass at Carlos Quentin but nooooo sneaky undermining Yahoo! and Cookie Jar treachery. 

Like it or not,  the Dodgers opening day line-up.  I gotta go- 10:35 am start time.  Rough.

Some hilarity and absurdity.

Can LA sign Cust? Thanks.

POST-HASTE

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y  Dosey Doe- or actually it's designer.  This spring (or early summer depending on who you talk to) Dosey Doe and the Bonkers Brigade will be commemorated in T-shirt form & available for purchase. Don't buy weed cookies or purple drank this week and save up for one. It's the least you can do, unless you need to buy your Mom's meds or pampers for your shitty kids.

NEW LOWS

        I'm almost completely sure joining a Fantasy Baseball League will ruin my life and reputation.  Before you judge, it's a favor for a boy.  Annnndd an excuse (cover up) to finally live out my moneyball dreams.  I suspect I was solely invited to pad his league stats, improving his own sneaky snake odds because you know I'll be cellar dwelling out the gate and well into September call-ups.  I'm stubborn.  I'm the asshole nepotist that will draft a Dodger heavy line up, refuse to pick up ANY San Francisco Vagiants, Phillies or player(s) of questionable character.  Guess what Wainwright? You're good but I don't like the cut of your jib,  you're out.  You too Wandy Rodriguez.  What kind of name is Wandy?  Ladies reject logic,  we rely on feelings and trickery.  That's what I bring to the league.  I can't wait to act out.  I don't even know what I'm doing, if there is a way to pick up retired Dmitri Young, I'll find it.   If it's late in the season and my elimination # is in sight-  I'll go balls to the wall and assemble an all-chunkytown squad.   Dennys Reyes & Nick Johnson I'm looking your way.

        You know how I spent my afternoon? Looking for ridiculous baseball cards for my avatar. Ugh "avatar." See, see, new lows.  I went with the Ron Washington for now.  Anyway, you know where to find me.  Myspace begot Facebook, Facebook begot Yahoo! Fantasy Sports Baseball. 

YEAH

Can you buy me this?

STICK ME FOR MY PAPER

          What you didn't see: The "San Jo" woodburned repeatedly into the edges of this piece. It's key. :)  Dimensions 9" x 9",  the outfit and accessories (feathered hair & sharpied eyebrows, hat) are cut out of that super thin crafting wood.  Folks keep reminding me it's not all about me, so lucky for yoooouu,  I did some reconnaissance (Googlear) and came up with these links for you to take in the whole show.

DOLLFACE

I'm cutting it close, but I'm pretty sure I'll be a part of this- burned fingers and all.  I'll post pictures later later.

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M.I.S.S., has teamed up with Upper Playground to curate its first ever art show at FIFTY24LA Gallery. In keeping with our love of fashion and art, we are very excited to present “Paper Dolls”- Using the iconic paper doll as inspiration, each artist offers his or her own artistic interpretation of the woman’s fashion figure. From photographs, illustrations and paintings, there are varied expressions of the paper doll – all with the signature touches of each artist.

Irregular and Overstock

        I printed up some calendars. And once again I was lazy and didn't get a design together BEFORE i left for Mexicali. I had to rely on a resentful design team's aesthetic working New Years eve. I don't get it, I had a better quality image to work with this time but you wouldn't know it. They didn't even have the rip away "santario" calendar or a hole punch. So to recap, the calendar is of questionable design and quality. But really it's the brand you're paying for. :)

     If you'd still like one despite my horrible sales pitch and transparency. They are $12 (cause I'll feel bad charging more) flat rate, free shipping and I'll sign, draw, circle my birthday on it whatever you like.

Q & A

          Hector Gonzalez, wordsmith, intellectual and new dad asked me some things recently here it is on the internet cloud, click.