Growing up there was never a Garbage Pail Kid associated with my name, just some cheap variation like "Misty Suds". I'm not even sure why I wanted their to be one- guess I've always been into self-deprecation. And obviously (see below) I still want there to be one, so I made my own for Cukui's GPK tribute show, Thrashed. The dimensions on this are close to those of a real Garbage Pail Kid card, so you know it was a nightmare to stitch up.
It was either "Hairy Mits" or "Zits Mits".
The show will be up for the rest of the month, go see it!